Barbering.

First and foremost, it's important to acknowledge that you shave incorrectly. There's no shame in that: you and I didn't have the benefit of 1905's Shaving Made Easy: What a Man Who Shaves Ought To Know to guide us into this manly art. But it's never too late. So grab your razor and let's get to work.

Before you hold the  sharpest blade in your house to your own neck, make sure you have the proper grip on it. Then, just follow these simple steps:

Good. Now that your face isn't such a catastrophe, it's time to head off to the barber and pick a new haircut!

Squirrels, However...

"Children, we must kill the squirrels to save food. But use poisons carefully"

...should be dispatched without a moment's notice.

This is from a pamphlet from the California Commission of Agriculture, announcing their contest to see which grammar school could kill the most squirrels over a season. A grand prize of $50 was offered to the school would took down the most of these little furry monsters.

Fancy Pigeons

What if I told you that you've been wrong about pigeons your entire life? That Bert's honest enthusiasm for the little birds would be better emulated instead than mocked. What if I told you they were beautiful and smart and delicious creatures, and not vermin or rats with wings?